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Created on 2004-10-04 05:21:09 (#4730153), last updated 2009-11-27
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Basic Info| Name: | Matt |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1982-08-17 |
| Location: | Richmond, BC, Canada |
| Website: | Vae's Infodump |
Contact:
vaecrius@shaw.ca BioThe person can drink sake for
the following five reasons.
First of all, for the national
holiday. Moreover, it fills
with the nectar. Finally, for
reasons. Next, to heal the
dryness of the place. After
that, to refuse the future.
- Bar sign found in Tokyo
~*~
When asked how to avoid the temptation to lust of the flesh, Diogenes began masturbating. When rebuked for doing so, he replied, "If only I could soothe my hunger by rubbing my belly."
~*~
The removal of the male praying mantis's head actually improved its sexual performance. This was because the subesophageal ganglion (near the head) normally inhibits the copulatory movement of the abdomen. Once the subesophageal ganglion has been removed, by decapitating the insect, it will copulate with almost anything.
- K.D. Roeder, Biological Bulletin, October 1935
the following five reasons.
First of all, for the national
holiday. Moreover, it fills
with the nectar. Finally, for
reasons. Next, to heal the
dryness of the place. After
that, to refuse the future.
- Bar sign found in Tokyo
~*~
When asked how to avoid the temptation to lust of the flesh, Diogenes began masturbating. When rebuked for doing so, he replied, "If only I could soothe my hunger by rubbing my belly."
~*~
The removal of the male praying mantis's head actually improved its sexual performance. This was because the subesophageal ganglion (near the head) normally inhibits the copulatory movement of the abdomen. Once the subesophageal ganglion has been removed, by decapitating the insect, it will copulate with almost anything.
- K.D. Roeder, Biological Bulletin, October 1935
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Richmond Secondary School - Richmond, BC, Canada (1996 - 2000)
University of British Columbia - Vancouver, BC, Canada (2000 - 2008)
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